The Top 54 Computer T-Shirt Slogans

Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

COFFEE.EXE missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key.

Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)

Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.

Backups! We don' NEED no steenking backups.

4 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.

E Pluribus Modem

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes

File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

Ethernet (n): Something used to catch the Etherbunny

Computers are not intelligent; they only think they are

A main-frame: The biggest PC peripheral available.

My software never has bugs. lt just develops undocumented features.

An error? Impossible! My modem is error-correcting


CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C. (Y/N)?


<-------- The information went data way

Does fuzzy logic tickle?

Best file compression around- "DEL *.*" = 100% compression

A computer's attention span is as long as its power cord.

The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.

11th commandment: Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium

BREAKFAST.COM Halted .. Cereal Port Not Responding

24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case...Coincidence???

The name is Baud, James Baud.

Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.

BUFFERS FILES 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go

Windows: Just another pane in the glass.

SENILE.COM found... Out Of Memory...

Access denied! Nah nah na na nah nah!

Who's General Failure & why is he reading my disk??

C:\Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner!

Ultimate office automation: Net-worked coffee.

Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay!

RAM disk is NOT an installation procedure.

Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT'

Shell to DOS, Come in DOS, do you COPY?

All computers wait at the same speed.

Computer: A device designed to speed and automate errors.

Go ahead, make my data!

Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...

Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!

E-mail returned to sender: Insufficient voltage.

Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!!

All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?

Error! Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.


Hidden DOS secret: Add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...

Press any key... no, No, NO!! Not THAT one!

Press <CTRL-ALT-DEL> to continue

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